Definitions by Birdielin14
purple headed christian meat missile
n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
purple headed christian meat missile
n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008
mop jockey
n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.
mop jockey by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008
waste of white
Adj. Phrase used in the Confederate States, mostly Alabama, to describe blacks in a very racist manner.
"Hey JimBob, I reckon 'em fellers over yonders nothin' but a waste of white."
"Yer right BillyBob. Those moon crickets needs to git back to pickin' muh cotton before I sticks muh boot in ther tar star!"
"Yer right BillyBob. Those moon crickets needs to git back to pickin' muh cotton before I sticks muh boot in ther tar star!"
waste of white by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006
lawn butter
What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.
lawn butter by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006
street monitors
The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
street monitors by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006