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Definitions by Birdielin14

purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

mop jockey 

n. Person, most commonly hispanic males, that decided to persue the Custodial Arts as their career of choice. See also janitor or squeegee master.
We all want to graduate from high school so we don't have to become mop jockeys or jizz moppers.
mop jockey by Birdielin14 September 14, 2008

waste of white 

Adj. Phrase used in the Confederate States, mostly Alabama, to describe blacks in a very racist manner.
"Hey JimBob, I reckon 'em fellers over yonders nothin' but a waste of white."
"Yer right BillyBob. Those moon crickets needs to git back to pickin' muh cotton before I sticks muh boot in ther tar star!"
waste of white by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006

lawn butter 

What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.
Kevin is such a fag, he left lawn butter next to the tent.
lawn butter by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006

street monitors 

The neighbors that set up shop in their driveway, complete with lawn chairs and beverages, to watch your every move. They find it necessary to involve themselves in private disputes by calling the cops, but never say nice things like "Hi" or even "Go Fuck Yourself Neighbor".
Holy shit, the street monitors are out again. I swear, I'm gonna start charging fucking admissions!
street monitors by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006