mooters

Like "man boobs" or "moobs" only fuller and rounder. An unsettling site common in the 50 and over crowd and the video gaming community. can often be seen in communal showers and health club saunas

My buddy:Holy fuck I saw old Carl in the shower after work, he's got some real moobs!

Me: No Dude, Those aren't moobs, those are some real mooters

by GaryTheVanillaGorilla November 13, 2010

mooters

When you go into a restaurant named, and famous for, waitresses with large breasts, they wear t-shirts that say "Hooters". But when all the waitresses have small boobs, they should probably wear shirts that say "Mooters" because really, what's the point. The food sucks anyway.

Dude, did she leave her tits at home?
Yeah. Hooters? That point is moot. Those are mooters.

by sbk510 January 25, 2013

mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

mooter

An old jazz musician term for marijuana from the 1930s. Part of the secret lingo used for public obfuscation.

"Hey bro, you got any mooter on you? I'm out."

by Red Ipson September 18, 2011

mooter

An Ugly person, mainly females! Used in south-east UK or modern cockney

Look at her she's a right mooter!

by TLC-PS3-2007 June 3, 2007

mooter

A man scooter which is used by people from the area of Dudley.

Usually they crash when trying to pass people.

I spoke to Mark today, who managed to crash his mooter when trying to pass someone on the pavement.

by Acora! June 6, 2013

mooter

a person who does not MOOT about how beautiful someone looked the day before or look now.

I am not a mooter to nice people.

by insaneazn March 31, 2010