moosphey 

Moose Trophey shortened to Moosphey (noun):

Antonym of Prawn; someone with a attractive face but possessing an unsalvageable body.

Origin: Sophie's mind, post chromosome loss.

Tom: I am a prawn.
Sophie: I am a Moosphey. I need a tarp. If I hadn't lost that chromosome then maybe my body would've developed into something that didn't look similar to a dolphin bred in chernobyl.

moosphey by Sophie & Tom April 18, 2007

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball 

When a girl is passed out naked at a party cause the dumb bitch cant handle her liquor. You proceed to take a dump in a toilet, put on a latex glove and grab a turd that looks like a meatball, and take it out of the toilet and place it on the hole of her vagina. She proceeds to wake up in the morning and looks down and see's a mooshey melting meatball looking turd slammed in her taco.

Yo Megan couldn't handle those yeagerbombs last week, its a shame cause she woke up with a Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball between her legs.

Mooshey Melty Taco Meatball by Le Wubbie November 10, 2008