Northern Irish slang word used to describe how confused you are by something also the word melted meaning drunk are really high.
I'm melted mate"

I'm so melted man no more bongs la night"

"here did You know doner kebabs are lamb?"

"no way that's melty"
by Themeltyone November 23, 2013
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A wet excretion accompanying flatulence. Often is not realized until it is too late.

A wet fart. Poopy underwear after a fart= melty
"Dude, I just did a melty"
by The Melty Master August 02, 2008
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Basically a more flamboyant version of Meltdown, a word that is usually reserved for the most perpetual seething butthurt posts on FB.

Bentley: I just PWNED Herson and now he's giving off a sweet meltie!

Herson: I won! I won! I won! *multiple fake Bongo laughs ensue*

Bentley: What did you win? The meldown award for most melties?

Herson: Nice meltie, mate. I'm the greatest IMDB poster!!!!!!!

Bentley: Surely you mean the greatest IMDB1 poster!

Herson: I'm blocking you, Bongo. I've had enough of your melties for one day.

Bentley: Hmm, interesting. It looks as if you ran out of all your material already. I was so ready for you to claim I had a meltie or claim I had a meltie or claim I had a meltie and last but not least, claim I had a meltie.
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Description of cheese that is melted, implying that the more melted it is, the better. This neologism was coined by a certain taco chain to attempt to target poor-quality food at rubes, stoners, and fratboys.
Tender marinated all-white meat chicken, slow simmered enchilada salsa, and a luxurious blend of melty cheese, all wrapped up to go
by Trizzmatic December 03, 2010
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A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.
My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.
by Matty March 01, 2004
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When you encounter some sensation that pleasantly turns you into warm goo, mentally, physically, emotionally or all of the above.

orig. samspeak
"When you looked at me like that, it made me go all melty."
by Samarei7 November 07, 2012
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