Northern Irish slang word used to describe how confused you are by something also the word melted meaning drunk are really high.
I'm melted mate"

I'm so melted man no more bongs la night"

"here did You know doner kebabs are lamb?"

"no way that's melty"
by Themeltyone November 23, 2013
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A wet excretion accompanying flatulence. Often is not realized until it is too late.

A wet fart. Poopy underwear after a fart= melty
"Dude, I just did a melty"
by The Melty Master August 2, 2008
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When you encounter some sensation that pleasantly turns you into warm goo, mentally, physically, emotionally or all of the above.

orig. samspeak
"When you looked at me like that, it made me go all melty."
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Description of cheese that is melted, implying that the more melted it is, the better. This neologism was coined by a certain taco chain to attempt to target poor-quality food at rubes, stoners, and fratboys.
Tender marinated all-white meat chicken, slow simmered enchilada salsa, and a luxurious blend of melty cheese, all wrapped up to go
by Trizzmatic December 4, 2010
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A way to describe a person that makes you feel warm on the inside. Generally someone who is both attractive and curteous at the same time.
My friend is so melty it makes people jealous.
by Matty March 2, 2004
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One of the mutant Japanese-English (Japlish) words that works well enough to make its stately entrance to the language at large. Further, it fills a hole that needs to be gooped up, as there is a strong design current that nothing else, well, quite targets so sweetly. "Melty" describes objects with soft corners, sagging curves: imagine taking a buck-ugly 1970s GM product and subjecting it to about a thousand degrees Celsius for just long enough for the metal bits to start to lose their hard edges (forget about visualizing the glass, plastic and rubber please).

Contemporary audio equipment design. Some cameras. Nova-deco architorture. All "melty" in their own way.

Name comes from an unspeakably icky Nipponese chocolate bar.
Those new Porsches have gone all hard-edged on us. I used to really like those '50s melty ones.

He bought him a ghetto blaster, one of those expensive ones with the melty look, all rounded out.
by Byron Black May 10, 2007
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