moose meat

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

by Lil B253 August 23, 2017

moosemeat canoe

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

by Tony666 February 17, 2008