moose meat 

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

moose meat by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

canoe full of moose meat 

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

canoe full of moose meat by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat 

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

Canoe full of moose meat by Lothar January 13, 2018

mouse meat

Small vaginal opening

She has good mouse meat

mouse meat by Lil B253 August 23, 2017

moosemeat canoe 

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

moosemeat canoe by Tony666 February 17, 2008