moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013

moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

mookwaffle

An Idaho Real Estate Agent.

That fucking mookwaffle couldn't close a window, let alone this deal.

by Ice Cube May 13, 2005

mookwaffle

An Idaho reale estate agent.

That fucking mookwaffle couldn't close a car door, let alone this deal.

by Mooky March 18, 2005

Moonwaffle

Verb.

To serve someone waffles while very closely mooning the recipient.

I totally moonwaffled my gf yesterday!

by Deadlyns February 26, 2017