The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.
"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"
"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."
"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."
by guava c May 24, 2009
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The act of spiritually, mentally, or memetically willing a coin to moon (skyrocket in price) through sheer belief, good vibes, or degenerate energy. A portmanteau of moon and manifest.
"I don't got a job, but I'm gonna Moonifest this $FROG coin to a milli."
"She lit a candle and Moonifested a pump. Next day? +420%."
"Don't just invest… Moonifest."
"She lit a candle and Moonifested a pump. Next day? +420%."
"Don't just invest… Moonifest."
by moonguy August 6, 2025
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