monstagata

A policeman, a cop

Wow, a lot of monstagatas are here.

by doowleseulb August 18, 2009

monstapation

Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph

P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!

by Doctor Fucker March 7, 2017

Montagamatrysuplex

to be sad. also worth exactly 35 points in scrabble.

He Was Montagamatrysuplex

by psudonymukForever April 15, 2022