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monstapation 

Constipation so bad, you feel like your asshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a Xenomorph
P1: Bruh, bathroom emergency, I just got over a monstapation!
P2: No shit, dude, really?
P1: All puns aside, it feels like Cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my asshole!
P2: TMI, bruh, what did you need?
P1: A fresh roll of TP and a proctologist!
monstapation by Doctor Fucker March 7, 2017
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Menstapation 

When you are waiting for another menstrual period to arrive and it doesn't. Perhaps you are pregnant or going through menopause.
I've been waiting for over a month for my period to arrive; I think I might be suffering from menstapation
Menstapation by Mindyvitz February 15, 2019

monstruation 

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.
"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."
monstruation by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

Monsteration 

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior
She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"
Monsteration by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019

constapational 

When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
constapational by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constapation 

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed
plop!!! plop!!!
constapation by matty morris March 31, 2003

printer constapation 

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason
"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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