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monoway is a ugly lying hoe who also struggles with poverty he smells like eggs and shit and is too poor to buy a razor to shave his god awful mustache he also has 3 stds and is a man whore

i don’t have enough money to buy this makes me feel like monoway

gosh you stink so bad it reminds me of monoway

monoway by Pepsico November 8, 2023

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monogaymous

Monogamous, but only for homosexuals.

After dating for a while, Chad and Javier decided to make their relationship a monogaymous one.

monogaymous by Dave K. January 12, 2008

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monoway • Monogay • monogaymous • monowar • Astrafilla Moowaybi • marmite motoway • Projectile Monowave • mono wave

Monogay

1. Being suuuuuper straight (*wink wink*) yet being gay for one particular person of the same sex.

Tim: You're so monogay.
Susan: I'm not gay!
Tim: You're basically dating your best friend, who is a girl. And I said monogay.
Susan: Yeah, but it's totally straight.
Tim: You're totally monogay.

Monogay by H A H A H A July 15, 2014

Astrafilla Moowaybi

Come on... you know.

"Astrafilla Moowaybi"

Astrafilla Moowaybi by NutsBreath March 9, 2022

MonoGay

An insult towards the fanbase of the mobile game MonoGolf

"Hey, these guys are MonoGay'

MonoGay by DΛRITO April 26, 2019

Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

Projectile Monowave by Crustinisation January 27, 2017

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

marmite motoway by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026