The sexual act of spinning over an amputee with no legs like a helicopter with cock inserted into a vagina or other orifices. Boodaloop optional and amputee also optional if your partner is flexible.
My wife, a vietnam vet, loves when I do the Tennesse Monopilot.
"Monoflower" (noun): A term used to describe someone who is a closet homosexual and, due to their insecurities, projects their feelings or frustrations onto others. The word symbolizes a person who has yet to "bloom" or embrace the full spectrum of their identity, remaining singular and constrained like a solitary flower in a world of diverse growth. Often, this behavior manifests as judgmental attitudes, overcompensation, or hostility toward others.
The way he criticizes everyone else's lifestyle makes it clear he's just a monoflower struggling with his own identity.
"Monoflower" (noun): A slang term used to describe someone who is mentally deficient or intellectually limited. The term plays on the imagery of a singleflower in a vast field—limited in variety and unable to grasp the full complexity of its surroundings. It's often used in a lighthearted or sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone for their lack of common sense or understanding.
"I tried explaining the joke to him three times, but he just stared at me like a total monoflower."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.