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Tennesse Monopilot 

The sexual act of spinning over an amputee with no legs like a helicopter with cock inserted into a vagina or other orifices. Boodaloop optional and amputee also optional if your partner is flexible.
My wife, a vietnam vet, loves when I do the Tennesse Monopilot.
Tennesse Monopilot by HelgaHolland February 20, 2011

monoploski

a screeching pile of monkey ho bag on acid
o my god you are a monopoloski
monoploski by tobz June 16, 2003

monolosis 

random burst of energy that makes you want to kill
“i was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden a monolosis came over me , and i just started beating the shit out of my sister”
monolosis by harry brownpeter December 20, 2024

Monoflower 

"Monoflower" (noun): A term used to describe someone who is a closet homosexual and, due to their insecurities, projects their feelings or frustrations onto others. The word symbolizes a person who has yet to "bloom" or embrace the full spectrum of their identity, remaining singular and constrained like a solitary flower in a world of diverse growth. Often, this behavior manifests as judgmental attitudes, overcompensation, or hostility toward others.
The way he criticizes everyone else's lifestyle makes it clear he's just a monoflower struggling with his own identity.
Monoflower by SinkPissah December 29, 2024

Monoflower 

"Monoflower" (noun): A slang term used to describe someone who is mentally deficient or intellectually limited. The term plays on the imagery of a single flower in a vast field—limited in variety and unable to grasp the full complexity of its surroundings. It's often used in a lighthearted or sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone for their lack of common sense or understanding.
"I tried explaining the joke to him three times, but he just stared at me like a total monoflower."
Monoflower by KildaChews December 29, 2024

Gael Monfils 

King of trick shots, better than kyrgios at them for sure. One of the most enjoyable and funnest ppl to watch
Bro: "did you see kyrgios trickshot?"
me: "ye but it was shit compared to Gael Monfils"
Gael Monfils by Stranger_011 November 24, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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