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monkeygirl 

A person who does not have a specific role at the office place, therefore does odd jobs, i.e: Filing, soda runs, faxing, making phone calls, etc.

Very mindless tasks.

Works for little (or no) pay.
Angela V. hates being the monkeygirl but that's just the way it has to be.
monkeygirl by pattycakes January 14, 2005
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MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

Monkeybird 

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.
"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"
Monkeybird by Johnsonville May 2, 2005

monkey girl 

A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.
Hey man, look at that hot little monkey girl.
monkey girl by Marcc April 20, 2007

MonkeyPirateGaming 

monkeypirategaming is a streamer that plays games like Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and Total War: Warhammer II.
he does play 1 more game but it changes so and i dont wanna list all the games but right now he is playing dragon rage
MonkeyPirateGaming u remember its a GIANT DEEEEEATH WHEEL

Monkey girl fuck slave 

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
Monkey girl fuck slave by DAX December 25, 2012

Monkeybird 

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.
"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"
Monkeybird by Hosami March 17, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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