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Monkeyfisting 

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum
Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.
Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.
I didn't touch your socks.
MonkeyFilter by idest October 6, 2004

MonkeyFart Fucker 

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

donkeyfoot 

dong, dawng-, duhng-kee-foot
noun: INFORMAL, SLANG

an effect created by a pair of pants or shorts that fit very tightly around a woman's groin, drawing attention to the with of her vagina.

not to be mistaken for a "cameltoe" which draws attention to the outline of a vulva.

Origin of donkeyfoot
from the alleged similarity between this effect and the shape, which resembles bulb of the donkey's hoof
Those tight fitting pants showed off her donkeyfoot, causing all the boys to stare at her crotch.

Though her pants didn't collect between her pudenda, the shape emphasized her donkeyfoot tastefully.
donkeyfoot by donkeyFoot October 24, 2018

monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice
monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

MonkeyFist Energy 

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.
Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."