monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

donkeyfoot

dong, dawng-, duhng-kee-foot
noun: INFORMAL, SLANG

an effect created by a pair of pants or shorts that fit very tightly around a woman's groin, drawing attention to the with of her vagina.

not to be mistaken for a "cameltoe" which draws attention to the outline of a vulva.

Origin of donkeyfoot
from the alleged similarity between this effect and the shape, which resembles bulb of the donkey's hoof

Those tight fitting pants showed off her donkeyfoot, causing all the boys to stare at her crotch.

Though her pants didn't collect between her pudenda, the shape emphasized her donkeyfoot tastefully.

by donkeyFoot October 24, 2018

monkeynoodle1

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever

by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

by Nathan._. May 3, 2022