What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.
The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.
by Silver March 21, 2005
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