monkey wipe

What you scream at people, during Halloween, when they don't give you candy. It is also a creative insult to use when you cannot think of a good comeback.

The adult hands an apple to the children who were out trick-or-treating.
"MONKEY WIPE!" the child screams.

by Silver March 21, 2005

money for wipes

Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"

Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!

by A●M●R●B ♤♡◇♧ January 15, 2023

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004