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monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.
Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!
by Las Pilas October 10, 2020
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washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.
by blackcocker December 6, 2006
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