monkey spin 

A way of life.

Monkey: im gonna spin

*monkey spins*

Everytime a monkey spins, the end of humanity gets closer by 10%

monkey spin by God of Monkey January 29, 2021

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyshines 

Pranks and other debauchery (usually playful)

Mary's 5 year old cousin keeps stealing her shoes and hiding them around the house. That kid is full of monkeyshines.

monkeyshines by CalicoECash May 21, 2009

monkeyshine 

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

monkeyshine by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

monkeyspunk by Figit February 26, 2003

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker 

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

monkeyspanker by andy thomas August 19, 2003