monkey snake 

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.

hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.

monkey snake by walace March 20, 2007

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Snake Money 

1). Obtaining money through illegal means (i.e. robberies, extortion, pimping or hustling).

2). Name of a Chicago based rapper signed to Ternt Up Ent.

1). "Yeah bruh, that whole house was bought through snake money".

2). "Hey, have you heard of Snake Money? He just did a show out in Seattle".

Snake Money by JO MILD February 18, 2013

shake that monkey

The act of a female shaking her pussy while dancing.

Damn nukka! That girl knows how to shake that monkey! I think Ima have to get hit that til its dry!

shake that monkey by Breezyyy December 9, 2008

shake that monkey

A rap song by too short...

Mayn i jus got a 5000 watt system and im fittin' to bleed da block wit dat song shake that monkey

shake that monkey by Sean! July 12, 2006

shake that monkey

when you shake ass

Biffany and Volet are sad they about to go to sharkeez and SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!!!!

shake that monkey by sharkeey November 6, 2025