monkey night 

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail

monkey night by turban man May 13, 2005

Night Monkey 

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them

Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!

Night Monkey by Nicky J! April 23, 2009

night monkey 

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them

Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward

night monkey by M.att August 13, 2006

mississippi night monkey  

a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...

Nick Roland is a mississippi night monkey !!

mississippi night monkey by azzy brown February 15, 2007

mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.

Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night

mickey money night by Rubber-can February 19, 2009