monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 08, 2011

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

by teakyden December 20, 2007

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 09, 2005

Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.

by MilesTeg January 02, 2009

Monkey S*** Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!

by JSP124 January 22, 2009

Monkey Knife Fight

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

by Olaf June 19, 2005