monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up
He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin
by warbob May 24, 2006
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custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.
she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?
by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009
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