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monkey custard

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up
He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin
by warbob May 24, 2006
mugGet the monkey custardmug.

love muffin

vagina, women get them for free and men have to pay a bloody fortune just to see one.
man can't resist pouring a large helping of monkey custard onto a fresh warm love muffin
by warbob May 24, 2006
mugGet the love muffinmug.

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