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vagina, women get them for free and men have to pay a bloody fortune just to see one.
man can't resist pouring a large helping of monkey custard onto a fresh warm love muffin
by warbob May 18, 2006
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Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up
He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin
by warbob May 18, 2006
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