custardmonkey 

The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.

we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

custardmonkey by the right royal Dan meadow and his emperical majes November 7, 2003

custard monkey 

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

custard monkey by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009