monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011

Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

by teague k January 28, 2008

Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

bum monkey

an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men

dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey

by captainspanker March 13, 2009

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee

wow you're such a monkey bum

by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021