monkey booty
ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.
monkey booty by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007
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Monkey Booty
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Big Booty Young Money
A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.
A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.
Also see: Big Bootyism
A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.
Also see: Big Bootyism
Big Booty Young Money by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013
Monkeybooty
A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!
me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"
my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."
me: "I wanna break up now."
my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."
me: "I wanna break up now."
Monkeybooty by Melbel801 November 22, 2011
boot money
Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club
Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money
boot money by catpaw September 1, 2012
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