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monika :) 

the cutest person on earth, literally no person better than her, has the best humour doesn't give a fuck bout anyone except two, has the hottest body, perfect face, attractive smile, beautiful laugh and just everything about her is amazing, i don't know what i would do without her, or anyone else in that case, the bitch understands everything i talk bout, is as stupid as me + matches my energy even after slapping me on the back of my head twenty times after somewhat acting "drunk" understands all my bullshit, lets me rant to her, the alpha in everything, like eVERYTHING, the besto with a man, yes im a single bitch and what >> but shes just the best at everything she does, even though at one point we hated each other to the end of the world we still managed to find each other in the end, now we have dreams together to grow up together, go uni together, move in together, work together >> i cant get tired of this dumbass, i never will, ill always do everything and anything i can to support her in anyway and if you see this, i love you so much :)
monika :) by <3` March 30, 2021
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A little bit of Monika in my life
A little bit of Monika by my side
A little bit of Monika is all I need
A little bit of Monika is what I see
A little bit of Monika in the sun
A little bit of Monika all night long
A little bit of Monika here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Monika by Sayori is best girl June 29, 2019
Monika is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is cute, kind, funny, innocent, very smart and extremely loveable. She is like an ideal girlfriend and would dedicate herself fully to you, along with being 100% loyal and transparent. She is also very good in bed and will please you (and only you) every single time. She has an amazing body, which every man would find sexy but of course no one else will get to see because it's only for you. If ever you meet a Monika, don't hesitate to talk to her because she will be friendly (however good to note that she will not cross her boundaries and will not do anything that risk making her boyfriend jealous, so keep your distances as a friend)
A: Hey is that Monika?
B: Oh, it is! She looks so cool and fun!
Monika by BickinBackBeinBool400 April 6, 2020
A beautiful girl who has the powers of the world she has power beauty and wisdom. She rules over all. She has cared for her people she has loved once but has fallen in the fake of his name.
She is like a pure Monika.
Monika by AngelWings12345 May 11, 2018
The girl everyone meets during Act 3 of Doki Doki Literature Club! After she deleted Sayori, Natsuki and Yuri. It's now You and j̡̰̼͚̗̲̏̃ͥU̼̦̝̖̲͉͗́s̳̝̫̠̬̳̤̗ͮ͐ͫ̈́͟T̛̫̦̩ͨ̋͗ ͈̤̣͓̯̍ͯ͒ͬ͜M̧̱̟̑ôͬ ̫̰̜̩̭̖̖ṋ͖̠̹͎̮̬͔͆͌̅͞Î̮͖̖͜ͅk̛̲̫ͪ̈Ǎ̗͇̳̥͙̬̕. You have an option to stay with Monika or Move on to Act 4.

If the player chooses to stay with Monika, she'll bring random topics.
Monika is smart, beautiful and athletic.
She gives you writing tips of the day! How nice of Monika.
Monika : "Heres Monikas writing tip of the day! If your best friend doesn't answer you at their door. Do not gently open the door. There's a high chance they've already died... Wait. Is this tip even about writing? aha..."
- A Completly random tip some people made, even me I guess
Monika by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 14, 2022
JUST MONIKA, i think she is best girl
Monika by Monika~ January 17, 2018
The best friend you will ever have!!! Honest, intelligent, smart and beautiful (inside and out). You can trust her with anything. She will listen, take care of you and be your best friend forever. She has a unique personality and everyone enjoys being her friend. She is awesome!!!!
I wish I had a friend like Monika. She is so nice.
Monika by MGHAN February 28, 2010
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