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mong fish 

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities
mong fish by riley chib November 14, 2021

fish mong 

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate
fish mong by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish
You mong face puffer fish.

mongfish 

a woman that has no sex life and, because of this, smells as though shes a fishmonger.
darryl: uurrrggh whats that smell???
sprout: oh its alana the mongfish!!!
mongfish by alex spruce April 20, 2006

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026