moneymoon

The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.

The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.

by Wayne-K April 21, 2005

moneymoon

When deciding what kind of honeymoon you'll take, this is the all-out version.

A: We're thinking about doing a minimoon to Hawaii for the weekend.
B: No don't do that. Do the 2-week African safari, make it a moneymoon!

by Nanse March 9, 2015

Moneymoon

That period after receiving a cash injection of disposable where you frivolously spend.

Jeff: Dude, didn't you have like $10,000 last month?

Bob: Yeah man, it's all gone: The moneymoon is over

by not sure45 June 7, 2020

moneymoon

the stage of a relationship when all the other person can see is all the shit they can buy and later finds out what an asshole they married

After her moneymoon is over she'll be banging the pool boy/tennis instructor/golf pro

by greensocool March 23, 2021

MoneyMoon

The blissful and harmonious post-squeeze period of life that apes will enjoy after HODL-ing.

After I hit my $500k floor, the real MoneyMoon begins. Bring on the lambo!

by apestogetherstrong June 20, 2021

honeymoon snow

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

by flamber August 28, 2009