money box

Vagina- United Kingdom regional

so 'e put 'is wanger in me money box 'n didn't even pay me tupence."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Money box

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.

Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.

by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017

Shoe Box Money

Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.

Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.

by EastWordz February 15, 2015

Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.

I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.

by P Dittle October 9, 2005

Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

by Kittylace August 28, 2008

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011