money bed

A large budget for a specific purpose.

"You shit the money bed my friend!"

by Damien Cockburn March 21, 2010

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.

Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.

by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep

Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*

by InfernalD April 15, 2021