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sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.
My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.
sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

Bed Monkey

A cheap whore that will jump in any bed.
Joe: Trish is a mega Bed Monkey.
Dirk: No shit, that b*tch is always ruffling my sheets.
Bed Monkey by DirkDirkDirk July 7, 2011

Bedroom Monkey 

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep
Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*
Bedroom Monkey by InfernalD April 15, 2021