mompy 

An oversized person,usually not very attractive.

What is he doing with that mompy.

mompy by Dilligent January 5, 2009

mompy (mouse) 

A slang word for mouse used on the Eyre Peninsula, South Australia.

The cat just caught a mompy (mouse).

In 1994 there was a plague of mompies (mice).

mompy (mouse) by kaos2order October 16, 2008

Momylation 

1. The process of impregnating a female; thereby transforming her into a mom (mother). Often used casually in reference to copulation, the formal definition includes the entire process of intercourse, fertilization, gestation, and birth.

2. The protection of an alcohol with a methoxymethyl acetal group. The momylated alcohol is stable to most conditions, notable exceptions including acidic media and a few oxidizing/reducing agents.

Dude when it comes to momylation, Doug is the master. He momylated his wife, two primary alcohols, and a phenol all in one week.

Momylation by Big Diggity April 15, 2015

momputer

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.

I bought my mother a momputer so I can keep in touch with her online. I would have her playing my games with me, since she's into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.

momputer by there.is.only.xul June 28, 2010

Froggy Mommy 

When being called this it indicates for your hand in marriage.

Would you like to be my Froggy Mommy?

Froggy Mommy by Soon2bee April 21, 2023

Mommy kink 

Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.

Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?

Mommy kink by Melodramatic909 September 20, 2017

Dommy Mommy 

A gentle dominant woman. A woman who will just hold you until kingdom come. A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you shiver. A woman that will love you for who you are while staying having that wonderful quality of dominance that subby males crave. A woman that will let you use her tits as a pillow. A woman that will wrap you in your thighs or sit in your face and make you feel loved and wanted. A perfect woman.

Man I wish a had a dommy mommy to be spooned by rn.

Dommy Mommy by Apush hater 123 October 28, 2021