mommise 

a promise you cannot break. if it is broken be ready for the worst sacking of your life.

daniel says- mommise your telling the truth?
itai says- mommise
daniel finds out itai was lying
itai gets ''sacked''

mommise by mommiselover January 8, 2020

sloppy mommie 

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

sloppy mommie by running out of patience January 5, 2008

On Mommie 

When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.

Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.

Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!

On Mommie by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

mommie 

Sexy attractive female, someone you wanna just back up against a wall and kiss

You wanna come find a room with me mommie? aight?

mommie by Raven December 18, 2003

mommie dearest 

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

mommie dearest by christina October 8, 2004

Mommieconomics 

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.

"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "

Mommieconomics by Tomicus February 25, 2009

mommies little man 

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)

troy should try to grow up instead of being mommies little man.

mommies little man by satanacunt November 16, 2007