momma block 

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.

“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”

momma block by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

BLACK MOMBA 

to take your penis and slap somebody in the face with it

Dude! Last night i totally black momba'd you when you were sleeping!

BLACK MOMBA by BWAY! October 4, 2004

Black Momba 

Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

Black Momba by lrakow September 19, 2008

Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League 

You say this when you are on Cocaine.

Well, Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League!

Mamma Mia My #### has Fallen to the Russian Black League by Ibahim December 13, 2024