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mombet by baboon bomber June 12, 2022
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moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.
If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.
mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006
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Mombitch
A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.
My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.
Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019
Mombitch
A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.
Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."
Mombitch by killallmoms4ever November 21, 2019
Mumbet
Mumbet is a philosophical and social construct first theorized in the Austrian capital of Vienna at the beginning of the 20th century, by world renowned theologian Mörtz Spesh.
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".
Mumbet is a state of mind; a completeness of the soul. Once one has unlocked and can manipulate their inner Mumbet they transcend into a Mumbeteer.
A person with no Mumbet or unaware of their Mumbet is a "Marcello".
1) IS THAT A MUMBET?!
2) Give her the Mumbet.
3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”
4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.
2) Give her the Mumbet.
3) “People are having a nice time here. You can drink baileys from a glass but you can’t drink it from a shoe”
4) Have you got a license to carry that Mumbet.
Mumbet by MörtzSpesh November 10, 2019
Momset
A set of moms, consisting of no less than 3 because 2 is a couple, and no more then 8 because anymore so is a cult.
The momset took a walk in the woods.
Momethre
A: The word "Mom" and "Mother" is lame, wish there was an alternative.
B: Just use the word "Momethre", it's unique and different.
B: Just use the word "Momethre", it's unique and different.