mom muff 

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

mom muff by mommuff June 24, 2014

Egg Mom Muffin 

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM

My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning

Egg Mom Muffin by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

Egg Mom Muffin 

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

Egg Mom Muffin by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004