Definitions by mommuff

mom muff 

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

mom muff by mommuff June 24, 2014

spending amnesia 

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

spending amnesia by mommuff June 24, 2014

granny panties 

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).

Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!

granny panties by mommuff June 24, 2014