molison

Molison is the most reliable person you'll ever meet. Their word is their bond, and if you break yours to Molison you are dead to them. Always down for an adventure, the outdoors fuel Molison. They love their pet more then they will ever love you and you're just going to have to accept that. Sensitive, sincere and sassy. Remember- Don't ask a Molison to cook for you.

What's that burning smell? Its Molison's cooking.

by Takeya November 22, 2021

Cole Moleson

For when you got that #CEOmindset

#ceomindset #colemoleson @colemoleson Cole Moleson

by RangerTW February 8, 2021

molson muscle

A Canadian term meaning "Beer Belly"
Molson, of course, is a brand of beer commonly drank and celebrated in Canada.

Rob: Yo, did you see that guy at the bar? He was fat!
Bob: Nah, dude, that ain't fat. That's a Molson Muscle!

by molsonman January 3, 2009

molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

by canadianfreak July 25, 2006

Molsoned

The act of drinking $3 Molsons at the Boston Beer Garden

"Lets go get Molsoned"

by dirkdiggles February 26, 2013

molson mudslides

Molson a brand of beer in Canada also the largest brewer there. Molson Mudslides are when you go out for a cheap drunk and drink draught beer all night, causing you to feel like shit the next day. You go to the washroom sit on the toilet and shotgun the toilet bowl with diarrhea. Thus the Molson Mudslides.

Brandon was broke cause he was inbetween pay days so he drank Molson draught all night long. When he woke up he ran to the toilet and let loose with the Molson Mudslides. We thought he was taking a piss but it was the shits he got from all the cheap beer he had.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 22, 2006

molson

Beating the shit out of your old lady after getting drunk and watching your favorite hockey team lose.

Q: What happened to you?

A: The Canucks lost their playoff game last night and my boyfriend went molson on my ass.

by Valerie812 April 28, 2010