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moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.
Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.
moldy locks by sonicturkey April 30, 2006
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Moldilocks 

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.
Moldilocks by clm7870 May 7, 2004

Moldilocks 

A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
Moldilocks by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018

Moldylocks

any blonde girl that doesn't shower
bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks
Moldylocks by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026