Definitions by Lord_Pickle_Chips
Moldilocks
A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
Moldilocks by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018