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Moldylocks

any blonde girl that doesn't shower
bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks
Moldylocks by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019
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moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.
Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.
moldy locks by sonicturkey April 30, 2006

Moldilocks 

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.
Moldilocks by clm7870 May 7, 2004

Moldilocks 

A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
Moldilocks by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018

Mollocks 

Not just your regular bollocks. These are Man-bollocks. GROW A PAIR.
oh my god, look at the size of those bollocks.

theyre not bollocks my friend. theyre Mollocks. bow down to me.
Mollocks by bangtidywhatsoccurin August 23, 2010
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