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moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.
Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.
moldy locks by sonicturkey April 30, 2006
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Moldilocks 

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.
Moldilocks by clm7870 May 7, 2004

Moldilocks 

A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
Moldilocks by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018

Mollocks 

Not just your regular bollocks. These are Man-bollocks. GROW A PAIR.
oh my god, look at the size of those bollocks.

theyre not bollocks my friend. theyre Mollocks. bow down to me.
Mollocks by bangtidywhatsoccurin August 23, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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