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moldy locks

Dirty dreadlocks or the intentionally homeless, jobless, and dirty, but, unintentionally trendy and shallow simpleton who is wearing them. Usually a white kid between the ages of 14-28; Male and female; Always having a Bob Marley poster in there apartment or house; Always asking you for change; Always self-contradictory.
Another name for a waspafarian is moldy locks.
moldy locks by sonicturkey April 30, 2006
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Moldilocks 

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.
Moldilocks by clm7870 May 7, 2004

Moldilocks 

A white person with "dreadlocks"
(Read: long mattes of unwashed hair, often with moldy at the center, hence the name)
"Hey, get a look at Moldilocks over there."
'Damn, that's nasty, I think I can smell her hair from here.'
Moldilocks by Lord_Pickle_Chips September 6, 2018

Mollocks 

Not just your regular bollocks. These are Man-bollocks. GROW A PAIR.
oh my god, look at the size of those bollocks.

theyre not bollocks my friend. theyre Mollocks. bow down to me.
Mollocks by bangtidywhatsoccurin August 23, 2010
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026