Moldylocks

any blonde girl that doesn't shower

bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks

by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019

flap wrapping

when one vagina gives another vagina a gift

vagina 1) merry christmas, Karen!
vagina 2) thanks, Terry! great flap wrapping job!

by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019

goldiflock

a thug gang of seagulls that breaks into a bear's house and eats all the porridge

did you hear that BearWilliam was attacked by a goldiflock last week?

no fucking way!

by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019

red wine spinaigrette

When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round

Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.

by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019

flimflam

what you say to your silly girlfriend when you want to be equally silly

Flimflam!

by sqweeeeeeen July 24, 2019