flimflam

what you say to your silly girlfriend when you want to be equally silly

Flimflam!

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

red wine spinaigrette

When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round

Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

flap wrapping

when one vagina gives another vagina a gift

vagina 1) merry christmas, Karen!
vagina 2) thanks, Terry! great flap wrapping job!

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Moldylocks

any blonde girl that doesn't shower

bitch stinks. nasty ass Moldylocks

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

goldiflock

a thug gang of seagulls that breaks into a bear's house and eats all the porridge

did you hear that BearWilliam was attacked by a goldiflock last week?

no fucking way!

by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019