verb. to control a situation or person completely. to attempt to take over a person or situation to the point of irritating others. possibly short for "monstrous control".
That girl is totally "montrolling" the conversation...I can't get a word in edgewise." Alternately "That guy is montrolling the joint and I'm going to get it back."
To troll other patrons at a Mongolian BBQ restaurant by adding as many spicy ingredients as possible in order to taint the grill for subsequent customers.
Victim: (after taking a bite of his unexpectedly spicy bbq) "AH! I got Montrollian BBQ'd!"
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Troll #1: (while observing his friend loading up on spices and hot sauces) "What the duke are you doing?"
Troll #2: I'm totally gonna Montrollian BBQ that old lady behind us.
Troll #1: Nice.
A person dedicated to maintaining order & efficiency during an important moment at an event, without being obvious, bossy, threatening, or rude. A Momentropist inconspicuously keeps the main subjects (people and/or animals) from wandering away, intentionally or not, from organized events such as: outdoor portrait photo sessions, bachelor parties where the groom is the subject of uncivilized activities, sorority initiation rituals where the initiate is the subject of humiliation, wedding ceremonies where both bride & groom are required to attend.
The photographer panicked when he became aware that 2 men from the group of sheep herders being photographed had somehow vanished before the picture had been taken. He was about to look for them when in the distance he saw 3 men. The man in front, a Momentropist, pulled the leashes of 2 sheep upon which the missing herders were seated.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.