mokele mbembe 

a dinosaur that still exists

Person 1: have you seen a mokele mbembe before?
Person 2: dinosaurs don't exist
Person 1: fuck you

mokele mbembe by onedistanceaway June 7, 2018

mokele-mbembe 

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

mokele-mbembe by Timstuff September 30, 2007

Mokele-Mbembe 

A Beast ass animal that is ghetto and has cornrows and be a wanksta. A beast ass homie that rules ass.

My Mokele-Mbembe is a bit large.

Mokele-Mbembe by DOGG April 17, 2003

Mokele-Mbembe 

A beast animal that rules ass and is beast.I havea Mokele-Mbembe named George

George is a beast

Mokele-Mbembe by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembe April 9, 2003

Mokele-Mbembe 

a beast ass animal that isa mix of a elephant and a dino ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homes

Mokele-Mbembe by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembedogg April 9, 2003