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moke tita 

A girl from the Hawaiian Islands who is a "native", or a wannabe native. She tends to buy her "nice" clothes from T&C, Forever 21, or Charlotte Russe. She buys her "super nice" clothes at Hollister. She tends to write things on her facebook or myspace basically stating how badass she is; how her girls are better than your girls, or random lines from rap songs that relate distantly to herself in some way. She probably has a kid already, or will have one early in life. She goes to Sandies or Makapu'u but does not go specifically to catch the waves. She talks like a local, but can switch it off and on for different occasions. If someone talks shit about her, she makes a big deal about kicking that girl's ass, because she is such a "bad ass". When she gets drunk, she turns into a hot mess. She has had a lot of issues with girls that have not liked her in the past. Most of her closest friends are also moke titas.
Look at that moke tita calling that chick out for talking shit about her.
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026