moi! moi! moi!

the sound of a french narcissist laughing...

"Moi! Moi! Moi!" - Marie mused at her own joke...

moi! moi! moi! by Rinoa...x February 6, 2015

Excuser moi 

A sarcastic saying when reacting to rich people doing or buying expensive things.

He just bought a mansion? Excuser moi…

Excuser moi by alex-square February 14, 2023

Je t'aime...moi non plus 

The most erotic song ever also known as "The ultimate love song", written by the legendary Serge Gainsbourg (French poet-singer-songwriter, often regarded as one of the world's most influential musicians) and sung by Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, was released in 1969.
The lyrics (not vulgar or obscene) are written as an imaginary dialogue between two lovers during a sexual encounter, delivered in a breathy, suggestive style.

This explicit erotic song which featured simulated orgasm sounds by Birkin was considered too "hot", was censored in various countries except France (considered as a piece of art), it was banned from radio and TV throughout in Europe (including UK, and the so liberal Sweden) and the US, banned by the BBC and denounced by the Vatican in a public statement...This didn't stop it from reaching no. 1 in the charts in the UK and other European countries, pretty spectacular for a song in French. In the US the song made no. 69(!) in the charts

"Je t'aime...moi non plus" means "I love you... me neither"
The explanation is that the girl says "I love you" during sex, and that the man with the ridiculousness of virility, doesn't believe her so his reply is "me neither".

Phrases from the song include:

F: "Je t'aime, je t'aime, oh, oui je t'aime!" (I love you..Oh yes I love you..)

M: "Moi non plus" (Me neither)

F: "Oh mon amour...tu vas et tu viens entre mes reins...(Oh my love..you go and you come in between my ...)

M: "Comme la vague irresolue.." (Like the wave, irresolute)

F: "Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue" (You are the wave, I am the naked island)

M: "Je vais, je vais et je viens, entre tes reins, et je me retiens.." (I go, I go and I come, inside your...and I hold back..)

F: "Non! Maintenant viens!" (No! Now...Come...)

*female orgasm*

In the version of Brian Molko and Asia Argento (2003) male and female roles are inverted, giving a different interpretation of the song, referring to fellatio

Je t'aime...moi non plus by I go and I come August 20, 2009

Moi Dix Mois 

Mana-samas solo work. Features a dark visual and a combination of Classical and Heavy Metal music. Vocals are very deep and classy giving you the feeling that you are at an Opera. The trademarks are church organ, fast drumming, and of course the great Mana. As of now (2006) members past and present are/were Mana, Juka, K, Kazuno, Tohru, Shadow X, and Seth.

Moi Dix Mois kicks G-unit in the balls.

Moi Dix Mois by manas slave June 17, 2006

Baise-moi 

New romantic term used by girls taking french classes in high school. "Baise moi" is nothing more than an elegant-sounding version of "fuck me". Pronounced "Bayse mwah" with the pleasing french intonation, meaning that you really have to stick your lips out to make the right sounds.

girl: Baise-moi baby!

man: Yeah! You are so chic! Come on now and gimme a good french lesson...

girl: Baise-moi! and I'm gonna french the hell out of you!

* bon appetit! *

Baise-moi by baise moi October 1, 2009

menage a moi

Solo masturbation, a play on words on the phrase menage a trois

She was really rolling the marble when we walked in on her -- a total menage a moi.

menage a moi by Hands Solo March 2, 2005

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"

My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"

Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009