mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.

mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohogany canoe 

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

mohogany canoe by zach cristler August 23, 2007

mahogany canoe 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

mahogany canoe by s english February 9, 2005

Mohagany Canoe 

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.

Mohagany Canoe by roger dodger June 27, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016