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A moglomyte is a person whose sole purposes in life are to breed, and to inconvenience non moglomytes.

There were a lot of moglomytes at Walmart today.

moglomyte by angrysteve6 July 29, 2014

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moglodyte

A primal individual of low intelligence that also happens to look really good at the current moment, due to their simple nature.

Shut up, Dayne, you moglodyte; you couldn't understand basic math if you tried.

moglodyte by thatguyguyguy March 22, 2024

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Maglodyte

A critique of MAGA always having caveman mentality, out of touch, and stubbornly old fashioned.

From the American acronym ‘MAGA,’ combined to the Ancient Greek word Troglodyte (cave - dweller)

“Your maglodyte is showing.”
“Trump is a Maglodyte.”
“ Pam Bondi talking about the DOW was such a maglodyte thing to do.”
“ Kristi Noem deporting combat veterans shows she’s a maglodyte”

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Texan molomute

The act of of a male plugging the females nostrils with urine, followed by the female vomiting in the male's asshole.

Oh I gave Becky the good old’ Texan Molomute last night!

Texan molomute by alex tokkaris December 5, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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