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mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".
That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.
by biggie sf December 9, 2009
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MoSil December 24, 2008
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video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
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nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.
After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.
by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009
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Gofessional

A professional at GOING and doing dope/cool stuff.

Origin: Bay Area
"I Go"
You didnt know we rented the whole club for the party?! Please, I'm a gofessional.
by Julian Janik April 3, 2008
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rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.
Im a rofessional !
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022
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