Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

Modern Man by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

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modern day man

A concept focusing on the idea that modern men are different to men of previous "ages". For example more care is taken with appearance and activities. Rugby lad culture is rejected. Links to metrosexual.

Wayne, Yo and Nic are modern day mans, however Jack is still a rugby lad.

modern day man by Nic123456 June 25, 2007

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Modern Day Man

A podcast about Modern Day Men, helping men overcome mental health issues, and more.

Rated 17th on Feedspot's Best 100 Men's Podcasts

Modern Day Man has helped me with my overthinking
Modern Day Man is a good podcast

Modern Day Man by Swanaroo March 17, 2022

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modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

modern minded old man by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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