Jon: im gonna kick your ass!!!!!
Billy: What??? Did you say you wanna lick my ass???
Jon: NoNoNO!!! im gonna beat your ass!!!
Billy: Dude, i think your gay, cuz first you said you were gonna lick my ass, and now your saying your gonna eat it??? w0w.

mocked by R3AL1Z3 March 14, 2005

Related Words

mockmed • mocked • mocked it • Mocked-Out • mocked up • mockled

mocked it

to take the piss out of someone, or just take the piss

you mocked it

mocked it by gandm November 13, 2021

Mocked-Out

To become angy and treat somebody or something with ridicule. To become so frustrated or upset that your loose control and freak out over a situation. Making yourself look like an idiot because you loose control over your words and actions due to frustration.

Charlie Sheen mocked-out on live radio while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

David mocked-out at work when his co-worker rejected his idea.

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mocked-out over President Obama's trip to Disney World in Florida.

Mocked-Out by DavidDonkeyPunchPTS February 14, 2012

mocked

The act of receiving a mocker.

Joe: Dude why are your pants all wet?
Jerry: Dude, i just got mocked!

mocked by Jabari January 13, 2006

mocked up

Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious.

As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.

That woman was mocked up mate! She looked like Michael Jackson!

mocked up by Dubdiz March 6, 2014

Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

Mocked by ball slanger June 14, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026