moblivious

The state of being oblivious whilst using your mobile device walking, driving, talking, etc.

Look at that girl texting across the street, she's being totally moblivious. Let's see if she walks right into that man.

by dgc360 May 31, 2010

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009

Mobvious

When something is more than obvious.

"You didn't notice that? It was mobvious!"

by jody and jason's new word April 3, 2009

Oblivious

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

mooblicious

The state that occurs once the Red Stripes have played and people (mainly drummers) start removing sweat soaked clothing.

Great night last night! Can't believe how mooblicious it got later though.

by Bruhaha June 7, 2014